She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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