think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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