Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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