I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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