She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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