I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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