WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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