My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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