Ambien. No doubt about it.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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