Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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