He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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