love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
