It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.