if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...