"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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