too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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