My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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