Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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