Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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