I don't think brook has ever known best
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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