That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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