You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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