Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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