i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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