dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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