Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That accounts for only three of the penises
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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