Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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