if you like me you must not know who I am
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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