She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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