Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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