Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
