Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my sisters under your porch take her home
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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