The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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