In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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