No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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