absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well you can't waste a boner
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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