he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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