This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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