if i died would you start the facebook group?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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