my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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