awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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