pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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