HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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