She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Your dad touched me again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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