Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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