Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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