Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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