that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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