today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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