Already got asked if we're dating
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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