Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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