Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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