There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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